
I’m spinning in a chair across from him, listening to everything he says with what feels like a blank expression although I know it’s dripping with my insides. There’s a diagram in front of me and he’s pointing to a place in-between the words “manic” and “depressive”.
“When you fall here in the arc… well it means you’re not always high, you’re not always low… but you hit those points in, lets say, a different fashion than most.”
“So you’re thinking I’m bipolar,” I say. Cut the shit, doc.
“Yes. You’re bipolar.” Does this mean I’m sick? I don’t feel sick…
“Well, what exactly is ‘bi’ about it?” I ask.
“What do you mean?”
“When you use the word ‘bi’, you’re implying two right? Like bi-sexual people? ‘Cause I’m telling you right now, there are not just two fuckin’ emotions I go through.”
“It’s just the term. We know there’s a spectrum.”
“It’s a little outdated,” I tell him. “Just sayin’. Maybe you should revolutionize it. Call it like… tri-di-sexa-centi-quadringenti-polar.”
He sighs as he beings to write out a prescription and ask if I have any questions. I go through the important – will I gain weight? Can I drink? Will it kill my sex drive? Can I sell them? – then ask the question haunting me most.
“I won’t become a shell, will I?”
“What, like a zombie? Oh. Yes.” I raise an eyebrow at him.
“Zombies are what we strive for,” he continues. “I like zombies. They do my bidding when I ask, file my paperwork. It’s really quite convenient.”
Is he serious? The secretary did look a little out of it…
“Um,” I don’t know how to respond.
“I’m joking. You won’t be a shell. It’ll just help keep you level.”
“Okay. Level… level sounds nice.”
“So what’s your next move?” he asks.
“Honestly? I’ll probably milk the shit out of this. Go off on people for no reason then say ‘sorry – just had an episode!’ Or when people start to piss me off, lean in real close and whisper… ‘you don’t want to do that. You don’t know what I’m capable of.’”
“Um,” he doesn’t know how to respond.
“I’m joking. C’mon doc – you taught me how to do that.”
I leave the office to find my boyfriend waiting in the car, like he’s been doing for the past two hours.
“So, how’d it go? Did you get some meds?” he asks.
He thinks I might be clinically depressed because this is what I had thought. He handled the news of having a sad-sap for a girlfriend well… but this was different. I was now a sad-sap-happy-yap-all-over-the-map kind of gal. I look over at him almost in pain, wishing there was anything I could tell him besides what I was going to.
“Yeah… but they aren’t anti-depressants.”
“Okay…”
Jesus I’m about to get dumped…
“I have mood stabilizers… I’m… fuck. I’m bipolar.” Does this mean I’m sick? I don’t feel sick…
Nothing changes on his face.
“Sam, your girlfriend is bipolar. Are you sure you’re okay with this?”
“I’m Mexican. Are you sure you’re okay with that?”
He says this like they’re lunch buddies, like culture and disease can sit in the same waiting room. They may both manifest from genetics, but to my knowledge no one has to be medicated because they’re Mexican. At least not while Obama is in office.
“It’s not the same,” I say. “Doesn’t everyone just automatically associate ‘bipolar’ with ‘crazy’?”
“Who cares about everyone? You’re too concerned with being ‘normal’, Carly. Like what is ‘normal’? Who decides that?”
I know he’s right. ‘Normal’ is one of those terms none of us can define although we all strive to achieve it. There’s no Old Testament scripture, no laboratory test, no infallible equation to map this idea. It’s a concept we define ourselves, leaving us to strive and meet our own standards (or as I like to call them – the hardest, harshest, most impossible standards to meet).
My standard never included a daily mood stabilizer. But now here I am. A twenty-three year old chemical reaction.
“You know what’s cool?” I ask him.
“What?”
“I can totally milk the shit out of this.”
“…How?”
I smirk. Devilishly. The way a child sociopath smirks right before he blows up a frog.
“With fear,” I reply. He widens his eyes and gives me a sideways whatthefuck.
“You… what… how the fuck are people going to fear you?”
“Oh. Just you wait, honey. Just you wait.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“Yeahh… I feel like that name will come up a lot when people deal with me from here on out. They’ll go – ‘Jesus Christ, woman! Are you insane?!’ And I’ll get to look them dead in the eye and say – ‘funny you should mention that…’”